This seems like a Twitter hash tag in the making
-"This one time I was in highschool and I had blood in my stewels"
- "I'm gonna lock you in my basement and starve you to death" (to an unwelcome party guest)
- "You're shit, I'm champagne!"
- "I'm not a ballerina. I'm a package"
-"I'M GOING TO....COME. ON YOU!" (to his skateboard)
-"You can't even smoke in Arby's anymore"
-"I would snort coke off fred gall's ass"
-"Did that faggot with the ponytail just kick us out of the party?"
-"You have 8 different kinds of microbrewed non alcoholic beer, but no Budweiser?! This is what's wrong with America."
-"Hey check this out [picture of his dick]. It's the golden ticket."
-"Mike Madnalogodo"
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