Fourboard with J Funk

Another edition of fourboard, this time with the brains behind Bolts and Buttah and 7 Plys of Love, Justin "Can't Stop The" Funk

skate videos
1. Sight Unseen
2. Mosaic
3. Static 3
4. Bag of Suck

pgh skaters
1. Doug Plezia
2. Drew Windon
3. Panza Bros
4. Jerms

road trip destinations
1. NYC
2. Baltimore
3. Philly
4. Akron with a the whole crew

things about making a skate video
1. The first couple months of a new project. Enthusiasm is high, ideas are fresh, and getting footage is easy.
2. The finished product. Putting in hundreds of hours with your friends to create something you’ll always look back on and realize just how much fucking fun you had.
3. Premieres are fun
4. Getting your scene on the map!

least favorite things about making a skate video
1. Stressing over skateboarding?
2. Not being motivated to film
3. Not being motivated to edit
4. Not being motivated in general

things about having brothers who skate
1. Not many lone sessions
2. Half the driving time
3. You can tell them that that trick sucked or don’t want to film them and they won’t get offended unlike your friends.
4. Is there four good reasons?

skate tricks
1. f/s 5-0’s in tranny
2. I like b/s 180 nosegrinds
3. Flatground switch flips
4. Long ass 5-0 fakies

spots to not skate at
1. Heinz
2. McKinley in the dead of summer. Ground turns into tar.
3. Milliones. Probably Pittsburgh's best spot but I skate that place way too much
4. Atwood

things about working for UPMC
1. UPMC
2. Can
3. Suck
4. It. They shut my school down

reasons Rebuilding Mexico is not on DVD
1. We don’t actually own a copy ourselves
2. “What’s Rebuilding Mexico?” (I don’t want to have to explain that to anyone)
3. Kickers were a huge part of our life
4. Loading docks were a huge part of our life

things about having a mini ramp
1. Best warm up spot ever
2. BBQ’s and ramp jams in the summer days
3. Skating and not having to ollie is something I am appreciating more and more
4. Neighborhood kids using it as some sort of jungle gym

reasons not to film someone
1. I’d rather be skating
2. “Film this for throwaway”. Not real big into documenting every trick you’ve ever done
3. If “I might get lucky” is uttered. Just let me know if or when you’re close
4. I’m hungry

ways to beat Zach in SKATE
1. No- complys!
2. Anything not basic switch
3. Anything not basic nollie
4. He’ll still end up beating me

memories from the Bolts and Buttah premiere
1. We found out there was no projector with 10 minutes till the premiere. Jerry Cooper miraculously pulls one out of thin air and we get it hooked up as people are rolling in. Thank you Jerry for everything.
2. Drew Windon facing backwards and cheering for things he was definitely not seeing. Drew had a great time.
3. Doug Plezia getting a well deserved nod on ONEUP
4. Everybody that came out to support!

Fourboard Friday

Another edition of moreboard's fourboard. this time with wild billy cunnilingus. enjoy



top 4 ways to ditch on a tab
walk out
get kicked out
don t bring money
be broke

top 4 reasons to hate on Indiana, Pa
it’s the 13th grade
it's in the middle of a corn field
more police and undercovers than southside
frat boys

top 4 pgh skaters
big jerms
nick panza
jesse Thomas
addison funk's frontside ollies on tranny

top 4 skatespots you hate to go to
heniz
oxford
atwood (although at one point in my life I did enjoy drinking beer on the curb and looking at girls)
all of Buffalo fuck that city

top 4 ways to get banned from brillobox
scream "faggot" at top of lungs
don't pay admission
drop paintings on girls' heads
refuse to leave until management pulls mini baseball bats on you

top 4 things about hipsters that make you laugh till you pee
chilling at a coffee shop all day and talking about music is not a hobby
no man should wear pants tighter than levis 501
fucks sake I learned how to ride a bike when I was 3
dude looks like a lady

top 4 reasons to take a break from school
you hate the school you go to
you hate everyone you go to school with
everyone you go to school with hates you
you don t care to hear about how drunk the person beside you in class got last night


top 4 bands that make you want to explode
lil wayne I fucking hate that guy

top 4 bands that you actually like
neil young some real shit to smoke weed to son
lou reed rock n roll gangster
rodriguez
oldies

top 4 tricks to take Greg out in SKATE
varial heels
half cab heels
360 flips
Hopefully he fucks a kickflip up

top 4 ways to break a board
i have wide ass feet
lipslides
trying to learn new flip trick
i eat 3 meals a day

top 4 ways to get kicked out of a bar
drop your drink
fall on your face
start running your mouth
pick a fight


top 4 ways to seal the deal
6 pack to go
tell her you got weed back at the crib(even though I never do)
dance your ass into the bedroom
go for it

top 4 cheap eats
subway
pickle barrel
any wing night
roommates food


top 4 people to heckle
greg when he I whoop him in skate
my friends
my family
women (but somehow that works to your advantage)

Top 4 hoagies
subway spicy Italian foot longs
miller’s hoagies
sams
steak hoagies of any kind

top 4 reasons to hang out with hipster girls
girls in tight ass pants
they seem impressed when I tell them I have no money
they love the sound of their own voice which means less effort on my part
i hope to one day bang an american apparel model

top 4 reasons not to hang out with hipster girls
ever try to talk to girl who looks she’s an extra from ferngully?
once you go over to girls place and all she wants to do is show you her art album that’s covered with elmer’s glue and glitter dust
“I believe women are smarter than men, I also believe that dogs are smarter than women”
I’m champagne and your shit

top 4 video parts to never watch again
matt ball I never knew how that guy ever turned pro
pretty much the entire foundation team
robbie holmes in the FTC video
any asshole trying to prove their manhood jumping down rails and gaps while looking like a crossdresser