master of the obvious

well mommy natura's menstrual cycle has subsided for the time being, so take advantage of it.

my buddy's and I just went out to visit our friend in Baltimore and skate. Baltimore had a asston of spots to skate and it even had a pornbus. Well at this bump spot we were skating this bus pulled up across the street, out of which about 30 stripe shirt, gel haired lookin dudes spilled out. We looked at the bus and could see through the window that some serious fornicating was taking place on the tv in the back of the bus. 30 dudes all watching pron. very questionable. turns out the spot we were skating was across from a new Score's, a chain of strip club establishments, which apparently house females who will disrobe and rub their vagenitalia all over you upon sliding dollar bills into the straps of their underpants. who knew.
If you do choose to go to baltimore, I suggest you purchase anything you might need prior to leaving (skateboard equipment-wise). I broke a board and had to buy one at this shop, which was an alright place save for the fill in employee who knew how to grip a board about as well as hipsters know how to not crossdress, but we went to another shop when someone else needed a board and the store was mad lame - surfwear and longboards everywhere. remember kids a longboard is a wrongboard.

it's april 21st, after all of your hangovers and bangovers calm themselves I suggest you take advantage of the one of fifty nice days in Pittsburgh.